Bartender

Role type: Service. Access: Bar, Maintenance. Difficulty: Easy

Bartender - Overview

So you're the Bartender, eh? Selling drinks to security officers and traitors? You'd better keep your beanbags handy." -Chap McCip, self-proclaimed Nanotransen 'Head Demolitions Expert' and 3 time 'War Opportunist'.

The Bartender's job is to make sure those who want a drink get one. Serve your patrons, try to deal with the Detective's 'rogue officer of the law' schtick, listen to their gossip, and feed them useless advice. This job is better suited for those who would like a role play heavy experience from their game. Spark conversation, ask the crew how their day has been. Make up some specials or discounts to get people to come over. Make it fun.

Tending to your Bar

Because of the inhibiting nature of the sauce you serve, you get a shotgun that fires stunning beanbag shells and a type 1 armor vest. You are going to need them. The difficulty of making drinks is minimal, but bar fights can be deadly. You will see some of the worst displays of violence on the station. It might not be a bad idea to get friendly with the local security officers early into your shift for the inevitable scuffles that will happen. Especially the Detective. They tend to spend more time in the bar than in their office, anyways.

When the bar's empty, it might be tempting to load up your bar counter with drinks to keep the boredom away, but half the fun of bartending is mixing the drinks people ask for while talking to them. Your down time is better spent trying to get people to come to the bar in the first place. Light up the comms with invitations. Get the chef to deliver their food to the bar. Declare free drinks on the house; Even though its all free already, it gets butts in seats like you wouldn't believe.

How to Mix?

Well, frankly, you just add liquids into a glass and they mix themselves. Before you can mix you need to get familiar with your elements, currently the only appliance that is there for bar tending is the Booze-o-matic. Some recipes all the bartenders should know:

1 part vodka, 2 parts tomato juice, 1 part lime juice - Bloody Mary

2 parts gin, 1 part vermouth - Classic Martini

3 parts Rum and Coke, 1 part lime juice - Cuba Libre

2 parts gin, 1 part tonic water - Gin and Tonic

2 parts whiskey, 1 part vermouth - Manhattan

2 parts vodka, 1 part orange juice - Screwdriver

1 part Whiskey Cola, 1 part beer - Syndicate Bomb

A full guide on all the drinks can be (will be) found here. Take in account that Vodka is called [https://wiki.baystation12.net/Tunguska_Triple_Distilled Tunguska Triple Distilled] and Whiskey is Old Git's Special Reserve. With that in mind, go out and help some people drink their sorrows away.

The bottle bearing bludgeoner (traitor Bartender)

A traitorous bartender doesn't have a lot going for them. They are a very visible job with little excuse to be anywhere but at the bar. You do start with your shotgun and beanbag shells which is something, but it's a loud weapon with no lethality and the limit of two shots at a time makes it a supplemental weapon at best. Whatever your objectives are, if they require you to leave the bar, you best be gone and done with it as quickly as possible, as your absence will be very telling to any investigators.

Bartending

Simple drinks

Picture	Name	Description
	glass of water	The father of all refreshments.
	glass of whiskey	The silky, smokey whiskey goodness inside the glass makes the drink look very classy.
	glass of absinthe	A powerful alcoholic drink. Rumored to cause hallucinations but does not.
	glass of gin	A crystal clear glass of Griffeater gin.
	Lizard Wine	An alcoholic beverage from Space China, made by infusing lizard tails in ethanol.
	Ale	A warm pint of delicious ale.
	Applejack	The perfect beverage for when you feel the need to horse around.
	Apple Juice	The sweet juice of an apple, fit for all ages.
	Banana Juice	The raw essence of a banana. HONK
	Berry Juice	berry juice. Or maybe it's jam. Who cares?
	Carrot Juice	It is just like a carrot but without crunching.
	Champagne	A sparkling wine known for its ability to strike fast and hard.
	Clown's Tears	Not very funny.
	Coffee	Don't drop it, or you'll send scalding liquid and glass shards everywhere.
	Cognac	Damn, you feel like some kind of French aristocrat just by holding this.
	Creme de Cacao	A chocolatey liqueur excellent for adding dessert notes to beverages and bribing sororities.
	Creme de Menthe	A minty liqueur excellent for refreshing, cool drinks.
	Dr. Gibb	Dr. Gibb. Not as dangerous as the name might imply.
	Fernet	Pure Fernet Bronca. Only an absolute madman would drink this pure.
	Garlic Juice	Crushed (not juiced) garlic. Chefs love it.
	Glass of Ice	Generally, you're supposed to put something else in there too...
	Hard Cider	Apple juice, for adults.
	Holy Water	A glass of holy water.
	Lemon Juice	Sour...
	Lemon-Lime	You're pretty certain a real fruit has never actually touched this.
	Lime Juice	A glass of sweet-sour lime juice.
	Menthol	Tastes naturally minty, and imparts a very mild numbing sensation.
	Milk	White and nutritious goodness!
	Milk Cream	Ewwww...
	Nothing	Absolutely nothing.
	Orange Juice	Vitamins! Yay!
	Parsnip Juice	Why...
	Pineapple Juice	Pineapple Juice
	Berry Juice	berry juice. Or maybe it's poison. Who cares?
	Potato Juice	Bleh...
	Rum	Now you want to Pray for a pirate suit, don't you?
	Soda Water	Why not make a scotch and soda?
	Sol Dry	A soothing, mellow drink made from ginger
	Soy Milk	White and nutritious soy goodness!
	Space Cola	A glass of refreshing Space Cola.
	Space Mountain Wind	Space Mountain Wind. As you know, there are no mountains in space, only wind.
	Space-Up	Space-Up. It helps keep your cool.
	Tea	Drinking it from here would not seem right.
	Tequila	Now all that's missing is the weird colored shades!
	Tomato Juice	Are you sure this is tomato juice?
	Tonic Water	Quinine tastes funny, but at least it'll keep that Space Malaria away.
	Triple Sec	A sweet and vibrant orange liqueur.
	Vermouth	You wonder why you're even drinking this straight.
	Watermelon Juice	A glass of watermelon juice.
	Welder Fuel	Unless you are an industrial tool, this is probably not safe for consumption.

Complex recipes

Picture	Name	Recipe	Description
	Acid Spit	1 Sulphuric acid, 5 Wine	A drink from Nanotrasen. Made from live aliens.
	Alexander	1 Cognac, 1 Creme de Cacao, 1 Cream	A creamy, indulgent delight that is stronger than it seems.
	Allies Cocktail	1 Classic Martini, 1 Vodka	A drink made from your allies.
	Aloe	1 Irish Cream, 1 Watermelon Juice	Very, very, very good.
	Amasec	1 Iron, 5 Wine, 5 Vodka	Always handy before COMBAT!!!
	Andalusia	1 Rum, 1 Whiskey, 1 Lemon Juice	A nice, strangely named drink.
	Anti-freeze	2 Vodka, 1 Cream, 1 Ice	The ultimate refreshment.
	Arnold Palmer	1 Tea, 1 Lemonade	Encourages the patient to go golfing.
	Atomic Bomb	10 B-52, 1 Uranium	Nanotrasen cannot take legal responsibility for your actions after imbibing.
	B-52	1 Irish Cream, 1 Kahlua, 1 Cognac	Kahlua, Irish Cream, and cognac. You will get bombed.
	Bacchus' Blessing	1 Hooch, 1 Absinthe, 1 The Manly Dorf, 1 Syndicate Bomb	Unidentifiable mixture. Unmeasurably high alcohol content.
	Bahama Mama	2 Rum, 2 Orange Juice, 1 Lime Juice, 1 Ice	Tropic cocktail.
	Banana Honk	1 Laughter, 1 Cream	A drink from Clown Heaven.
	Barefoot	1 Berry Juice, 1 Cream, 1 Vermouth	Barefoot and pregnant.
	Bastion Bourbon	1 Tea, 1 Creme de Menthe, 1 Triple Citrus, 1 Berry Juice	Soothing hot herbal brew with restorative properties. Hints of citrus and berry flavors.
	Beepsky Smash	2 Lime Juice, 2 Quadruple Sec, 1 Iron	Heavy, hot and strong. Just like the Iron fist of the LAW.
	Between the Sheets	1 Rum, 4 Sidecar	A provocatively named classic.
	Bilk	1 Milk, 1 Beer	A brew of milk and beer. For those alcoholics who fear osteoporosis.
	Black Russian	3 Vodka, 2 Kahlua	For the lactose-intolerant. Still as classy as a White Russian.
	Blank Paper	1 Silencer, 1 Nothing, 1 Nuka Cola	A fizzy cocktail for those looking to start fresh.
	Blazaam	2 Gin, 1 Peach Juice, 1 Bluespace Dust	The glass seems to be sliding between realities. Doubles as a Berenstain remover.
	Bloody Mary	1 Vodka, 2 Tomato Juice, 1 Lime Juice	Tomato juice, mixed with Vodka and a lil' bit of lime. Tastes like liquid murder.
	Blue Cherry Shake	1 Blue Cherry Jelly, 1 Ice, 1 Cream	A blue cherry flavored milkshake.
	Booger	1 Cream, 1 Banana Juice, 1 Rum, 1 Watermelon Juice	Ewww...
	Branca Menta	1 Fernet, 1 Creme de Menthe, 1 Ice	A refreshing mixture of bitter Fernet with mint creme liquour. The closest you'll ever get to the original.
	Brave Bull	2 Tequila, 1 Kahlua	Tequila and Coffee liquor, brought together in a mouthwatering mixture. Drink up.
	Bug Spray	2 Triple Sec, 1 Lemon Lime, 2 Rum, 1 Vodka	A harsh, acrid, bitter drink, for those who need something to brace themselves.
	Cafe Latte	1 Coffee, 1 Milk	A nice, strong and refreshing beverage while you are reading.
	Changeling Sting	1 Screwdriver, 2 Lemon Lime	A stingy drink.
	Chocolate Pudding	10 Chocolate Milk, 5 Egg Yolk	A chocolate flavored pudding in a glass.
	Cream Soda	2 Sugar, 2 Soda Water, 1 Vanilla Powder	A classic space-American vanilla flavored soft drink.
	Crevice Spike	2 Lime Juice, 4 Capsaicin Oil	It'll either knock the drunkenness out of you or knock you out cold. Both, probably.It'll either knock the drunkenness out of you or knock you out cold. Both, probably.
	Cuba Libre	3 Rum and Coke, 1 Lime Juice	A classic mix of rum, cola, and lime.
	Demon's Blood	1 Rum, 1 SM Wind, 1 Blood, 1 Dr. Gibb	Just looking at this thing makes the hair at the back of your neck stand up.
	Devil's Kiss	1 Blood, 1 Kahlua, 1 Rum	Creepy time!
	Driest Martini	1 Nothing, 1 Gin	Only for the experienced. You think you see sand floating in the glass.
	Drunken Blumpkin	1 Blumpkin Juice, 2 Irish Cream, 1 Ice	A weird mix of whiskey and blumpkin juice, with cream on top
	Duplex	2 Hard Cider, 1 Apple Juice, 1 Berry Juice	An inseparable combination of two fruity drinks.
	Eggnog	5 Rum, 5 Cream, 5 Egg Yolk	For enjoying the most wonderful time of the year.
	Erika Surprise	1 Ale, 1 Lime Juice, 1 Whiskey, 1 Banana Juice, 1 Ice	The surprise is, it's green!
	Fanciulli	1 Manhattan, 1 Fernet	What if the Manhattan coctail ACTUALLY used a bitter herb liquour?
	Fernet Cola	1 Fernet, 1 Cola	A very popular and bittersweet digestif, ideal after a heavy meal. Best served on a sawed-off cola bottle as per tradition.
	Fetching Fizz	1 Nuka Cola, 1 Iron	Whiskey sour/iron/uranium mixture resulting in highly magnetic slurry. Mild alcohol content.
	Fringe Weaver	9 Ethanol, 1 Sugar	Bubbly, classy, and undoubtedly strong - a Glitch City classic.
	Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster	1 Vodka, 1 Gin, 1 Whiskey, 1 Cognac, 1 Lime Juice	Does... does this mean that Arthur and Ford are on the station? Oh joy.
	Gibb Floats	5 Dr. Gibb, 5 Ice, 5 Cream	Icecream on top of a Dr. Gibb glass.
	Gin Fizz	2 Gin, 1 Soda Water, 1 Lime Juice	Refreshingly lemony, deliciously dry.
	Gin and Tonic	2 Gin, 1 Tonic Water	A mild but still great cocktail. Drink up, like a true Englishman.
	Goldschlager	10 Vodka, 1 Gold	100 proof that teen girls will drink anything with gold in it.
	Grape soda	1 Grape Juice, 1 Soda Water	Beloved of children and teetotalers.
	Grappa	10 Wine	A fine Italian brandy, for when regular wine just isn't alcoholic enough for you.
	Grasshopper	5 Cream, 5 Creme de Menthe, 5 Creme de Cacao	A fresh and sweet dessert shooter. Difficult to look manly while drinking this.
	Green Beer	1 Green Crayon Powder, 10 Beer	A freezing pint of green beer. Festive.
	Grog	1 Rum, 1 Water	A fine and cepa drink for Space.
	Hearty Punch	5 Brave Bull, 5 Syndicate Bomb, 5 Absinthe	Brave bull/syndicate bomb/absinthe mixture resulting in an energizing beverage. Mild alcohol content.
	Hippie's Delight	1 Mushroom Hallucinogen, 1 Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster	A drink enjoyed by people during the 1960's.
	Hooch	2 Ethanol, 1 Welding fuel	You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night. Heals assistants.
	Iced Coffee	1 Ice, 3 Coffee	A drink to perk you up and refresh you!
	Iced Beer	5 Beer, 1 Ice	A beer so frosty, the air around it freezes.
	Iced Tea	1 Ice, 3 Tea	All natural, antioxidant-rich flavour sensation.
	Irish Car Bomb	1 Ale, 1 Irish Cream	An Irish car bomb.
	Irish Coffee	1 Irish Cream, 1 Coffee	Coffee and alcohol. More fun than a Mimosa to drink in the morning.
	Irish Cream	2 Whiskey, 1 Cream	It's cream, mixed with whiskey. What else would you expect from the Irish?
	Jack Rose	1 Grenadine, 2 Applejack, 1 Lime Juice	A light cocktail perfect for sipping with a slice of pie.
	Kahlua	5 Coffee, 5 Sugar	DAMN, THIS THING LOOKS ROBUST
	Kamikaze	1 Vodka, 1 Triple Sec, 1 Lime Juice	Divinely windy.
	Lemonade	2 Lemon Juice, 2 Water, 1 Sugar, 1 Ice	Sweet, tangy lemonade. Good for the soul.
	Long Island Iced Tea	1 Vodka, 1 Gin, 1 Tequila, 1 Cuba Libre	The liquor cabinet, brought together in a delicious mix. Intended for middle-aged alcoholic women only.
	Manhattan	2 Whiskey, 1 Vermouth	The Detective's undercover drink of choice. He never could stomach gin...
	Manhattan Project	10 Manhattan, 1 Uranium	A scienitst drink of choice, for thinking how to blow up the station.
	The Manly Dorf	1 Beer, 2 Ale	A manly concoction made from Ale and Beer. Intended for true men only.
	Margarita	2 Tequila, 1 Lime Juice	On the rocks with salt on the rim. ¡Arriba!
	Classic Martini	2 Gin, 1 Vermouth	Damn, the bartender even stirred it, not shook it.
	Mead	2 Honey	A Vikings Beverage, though a cheap one.
	Mojito	1 Rum, 1 Sugar, 1 Lime Juice, 1 Soda Water, 1 Menthol	A drink that looks as refreshing as it tastes.
	Moonshine	5 Nutriment, 5 Sugar	You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night.
	Nar'Sour	1 Blood, 1 Lemon Juice, 1 Demon's Blood	A new hit cocktail inspired by THE ARM Breweries will have you shouting Fuu ma'jin in no time!
	Neurotoxin	1 Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster, 1 Morphine	A drink that is guaranteed to knock you silly.
	Nuka Cola	1 Uranium, 6 Cola	Don't cry, Don't raise your eye, It's only nuclear wasteland
	Old Timer	3 Whiskey Soda, 2 Parsnip Juice, 1 Alexander	An archaic potation enjoyed by old coots of all ages.
	Patron	10 Tequila, 1 Silver	Drinking patron in the bar, with all the subpar ladies.
	Peppermint Patty	6 Hot Chocolate, 1 Creme de Cacao, 1 Creme de Menthe, 1 Vodka, 1 Menthol	This lightly alcoholic drink combines the benefits of menthol and cocoa.
	Pumpkin Latte	5 Pumpkin Juice, 5 Coffee, 5 Cream	A delicious mix of pumpkin juice and coffee.
	Quadruple Sec	5 Triple Sec, 5 Triple Citrus, 5 Creme de Menthe	Kicks just as hard as licking the powercell on a baton, but tastier.
	Quintuple Sec	5 Quadruple Sec, 5 Clown's Tears, 5 Syndicate Bomb	Law, Order, Alcohol, and Police Brutality distilled into one single elixir of JUSTICE.
	Red Mead	1 Blood, 1 Mead	A True Vikings Beverage, though its color is strange.
	Red Queen	6 Tea, 2 Mercury, 1 Black Pepper, 1 Growth Serum	DRINK ME.
	Rubberneck	4 Ethanol, 5 Grey Bull, 1 Astrotame	A popular drink amongst those adhering to an all synthetic diet.
	Rum and Coke	2 Rum, 1 Cola	The classic go-to of space-fratboys.
	Sake	10 Rice	A sweet rice wine of questionable legality and extreme potency.
	Sbiten	10 Vodka, 1 Capsaicin Oil	A spicy mix of Vodka and Spice. Very hot.
	Screwdriver	2 Vodka, 1 Orange Juice	A simple, yet superb mixture of Vodka and orange juice. Just the thing for the tired engineer.
	Sidecar	2 Cognac, 1 Triple Sec, 1 Lemon Juice	The one ride you’ll gladly give up the wheel for.
	Silencer	1 Nothing, 1 Cream, 1 Sugar	A drink from mime Heaven.
	Singulo	5 Vodka, 1 Radium, 5 Wine	A blue-space beverage.
	Snow White	1 Beer, 1 Lemon Lime	A cold refreshment.
	Soy Latte	1 Coffee, 1 Soy Milk	A nice and refreshing beverage while you are reading.
	Beer	10 Flour	A freezing pint of beer.
	Squirt Cider	1 Water, 1 Tomato Juice, 1 Nutriment	Fermented squirt extract with a nose of stale bread and ocean water. Whatever a squirt is.
	Stinger	10 Whiskey, 5 Creme de Menthe	A snappy way to end the day.
	Suffering Bastard	1 Gin, 1 Wine, 1 Lemon Juice, 2 Beer	Some describe it as like consuming a lemon flavoured grenade, others say it can rip apart the very fabric of spess. What most people will tell you is that it tastes like liquid suffering.
	Sugar Rush	2 Sugar, 1 Lemon Juice, 1 Wine	Sweet, light, and fruity - as girly as it gets.
	Syndicate Bomb	1 Beer, 1 Whiskey Cola	A syndicate bomb, also known as the JC
	Tequila Sunrise	2 Tequila, 2 Orange Juice, 1 Grenadine	Oh great, now you feel nostalgic about sunrises back on Terra...
	Thirteen Loko	1 Vodka, 1 Coffee, 1 Lime Juice	This is a glass of Thirteen Loko, it appears to be of the highest quality. The drink, not the glass.
	Three Mile Island Iced Tea	10 Long Island Iced Tea, 1 Uranium	A glass of this is sure to prevent a meltdown.
	Toxins Special	2 Rum, 1 Vermouth, 2 Plasma	Whoah, this thing is on FIRE! CALL THE DAMN SHUTTLE!!!
	Trappist Beer	2 Ale, 2 Holy Water, 1 Sugar	A strong dark ale brewed by space-monks.
	Triple Citrus	1 Lemon Juice, 1 Lime Juice, 1 Orange Juice	Triple the citrus, triple the fun.
	Turbo	2 Moonshine, 1 Nitrous Oxide, 1 Sugar Rush, 1 Pwr Game	A turbulent cocktail for outlaw hoverbikers.
	Vanilla Pudding	5 Vanilla Powder, 5 Milk, 5 Egg Yolk	A vanilla flavored pudding in a glass.
	Vodka	10 Potato Juice	The glass contain wodka. Xynta.
	Vodka Martini	2 Vodka, 1 Vermouth	A bastardisation of the classic martini. Still great.
	Vodka and Tonic	2 Vodka, 1 Tonic Water	For when a gin and tonic isn't russian enough.
	Whiskey Cola	2 Whiskey, 1 Cola	An innocent-looking mixture of cola and Whiskey. Delicious.
	Whiskey Soda	2 Whiskey, 1 Soda Water	Ultimate refreshment.
	Whiskey Sour	1 Whiskey, 1 Lemon Juice, 1 Sugar	Lemon juice/whiskey/sugar mixture. Moderate alcohol content.
	White Russian	3 Black Russian, 2 Cream	A very nice looking drink. But that's just, like, your opinion, man.
	Wine	10 Grape Juice	A very classy looking drink.
	Wizz Fizz	1 Triple Sec, 1 Soda Water, 1 Champagne	A magical potion, fizzy and wild! However the taste, you will find, is quite mild.

Department	Roles
Command	Captain, Head of Personnel
Security	Head of Security, Warden, Security Officer, Detective
Engineering	Chief Engineer, Engineer, Atmospherics Technician
Science	Research Director, Scientist, Geneticist, Roboticist
Medical	Chief Medical Officer, Medical Doctor, Paramedic, Chemist, Virologist,
Cargo	Quartermaster, Cargo Technician, Shaft Miner
Service	Botanist, Bartender, Cook, Janitor, Clown, Mime, Curator, Lawyer, Chaplain, Assistant, Psychologist
Synthetic	Station AI
Ghost Roles	Ancient Engineer, Ash Walker, Fugitive
Antagonist	Revolutionary, Nuclear operative, Traitor, Blob, Wizard,
Centcom	Centcom Officer, Death Squad, Emergency Response Team, Redshield Officer